February 2012
10 posts
(James and Noelle chatting on YM. James keeps typing song lyrics.)
James: My stories aren't getting much attention anyway, so I'll just hold a concert.
Noelle: Don't worry, James. Remember, I used to promise you I'd buy your album?
(beat of silence)
Noelle: The minus one version.
James: Thanks.
INDIGESTION?
corinehonrado:
Yesterday, I was out with Noelle, Clary (+boyfriend), and Ana.
I hung out with Noelle first, on account of her actually being “mine” for the day.. and ohmygod.. I’VE FORGOTTEN HOW WE REDEFINE “FAMISHED”.:)
We ate at Café Mary Grace at Greenbelt, had dessert at The White Hat, and ate some more at Magoo’s. Ohhhmygoddd. THE CALORIES.
..but oh well, as long as I had my sissy, every...
Funny memory.
*in Fatehpur Sikri, India*
Guide: This specific passageway right here was built to the Emperor's exact height.
*Tom has to crouch to fit inside, and Noelle doesn't*
Noelle: Oh, wow! That's awesome! How tall was he?
Guide: 5'1".
Noelle: WHAT? *horrified face*
Tom: *starts laughing at me*
Shit close cousins say.
*in Noelle's car*
Noelle: OW! My boob's hurting!
Sarah: Huh?!
*silence*
Noelle: I don't know why!
*silence*
Noelle: No one's been groping them!
=))
That awkward moment when your ex's mom makes more...
If nothing else, at least I know I would’ve had a great mother-in-law.