February 2012
6 posts
INDIGESTION?
corinehonrado:
Yesterday, I was out with Noelle, Clary (+boyfriend), and Ana.
I hung out with Noelle first, on account of her actually being “mine” for the day.. and ohmygod.. I’VE FORGOTTEN HOW WE REDEFINE “FAMISHED”.:)
We ate at Café Mary Grace at Greenbelt, had dessert at The White Hat, and ate some more at Magoo’s. Ohhhmygoddd. THE CALORIES.
..but oh well, as long as I had my sissy, every...
Funny memory.
*in Fatehpur Sikri, India*
Guide: This specific passageway right here was built to the Emperor's exact height.
*Tom has to crouch to fit inside, and Noelle doesn't*
Noelle: Oh, wow! That's awesome! How tall was he?
Guide: 5'1".
Noelle: WHAT? *horrified face*
Tom: *starts laughing at me*
Shit close cousins say.
*in Noelle's car*
Noelle: OW! My boob's hurting!
Sarah: Huh?!
*silence*
Noelle: I don't know why!
*silence*
Noelle: No one's been groping them!
=))
That awkward moment when your ex's mom makes more...
If nothing else, at least I know I would’ve had a great mother-in-law.
January 2012
19 posts
"She moved on. And I feel sorry for you because...
Random realization.
Aside from (usually) falling for nerds, I have realized another pattern:
My first serious crush (which lasted for three years) had a surname that had three letters. Everyone called him by his surname.
My next serious crush now goes by a nickname that has three letters.
My ex I has a very short name… three letters.
I had a thing with M briefly. He had a very long first name, so that got...
In Bio lab the other day...
One of my classmates had her eyes irritated by the formalin.
Ma'am Mel: It's okay. Cry it out. It'll take away the sting.
(silence)
Jed: No. Crying doesn't take away the pain.
Noelle: *laughing like crazy in front of her lab table*
Where I got my humor.
Dad and I texting while I was still in class...
Dad: Where are you?
Noelle: In school. I'll be heading out to watch a movie later at (insert nearby mall here). I have a meeting later this afternoon so I'm staying close to school.
Dad: Ah, you'll just be commuting?
Noelle: No. I'm bringing my car because I have Mommy's laptop.
Dad: Why? Will the laptop be watching the movie with you?
Confession.
I miss having you in my arms while your own are wrapped around my waist.
I miss your lips on mine.
I miss us smiling as we kiss each other.
I miss staring into your eyes after every kiss, and then nuzzling your nose with mine.
I miss you looking at me and telling me I’m beautiful.
I miss having you near.
December 2011
25 posts
And my heart is so jetlagged.
Set Fire to the Rain
nerdycommunity:
I literally lol’d. It was that benta to me.
Blame it on external forces.
*carrying Olga, my Bichon Frise*
Noelle: Mommy loves you, baby girl!
Grandma: How did you manage to have such a bad-looking daughter?
Noelle: ...Her father's ugly.
When your friend threatens to shoot you with a... →
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“You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he...”
Anonymous asked: Do you still love your ex?
Eurasian Fail #239989089
A while ago in Psychology of Language, the group in front was discussing the word ganti , which means “retribution”.
They were discussing words that had ganti as the root, and mentioned the word higanti, which basically connotes the act of revenge.
My thoughts: Why are we discussing giants? (Note that higante means “giant”)…
Then it hit me.
I dreamt of you.
I dreamt that you were angry with me, for not being upfront, for not telling you straight away about what developed this summer.
I dreamt that you were devastated upon learning about it, and that I kept apologizing because I never meant to hurt you.
I dreamt that you held me in your arms, and I held you in mine;
I dreamt that you told me you still loved me, and I told you the same.
I know...
